rageprufrock: 14 Valentines: Post-Nuptial (1/3) Post-Nuptial (1/3) Rating: NC-17 (Not for the reason you think.) Summary: (SGA) “What the fuck, McKay!” John yelled. “I can’t take you anywhere!” Written as part of the 14 Valentines project. To read today's essay on women's health, go here. Also, as a side note, this entire story could easily be blamed on girlcakes, who in addition to being consistently available to distract me during my work hours is a pervert of appalling caliber. I don't think I ever used the word "jizz" so much as when she and I were talking about this stupid story. You've been warned in advance. in sga ficwith a_prudomesticm_pregmcshepnc-17