1ightning: No Puns, Please [John/Rodney, NC-17] No Puns, Please Author: 1ightning Pairing: John/Rodney Rating: NC-17 Word Count: ~4,500 Disclaimer: No copyright infringement intended; fair use only. Not created for profit. Notes: Beta read by the lovely lizzyrose89. Much blame for the ideas and this fic actually being written goes to immoralilly and schneestern. Especially for the sheep. in sga ficwith a:1ightningmcshepnc-17