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<item><title>Did You Know The Word “Midget” Is The New “Nigger” - Probably Not</title>
<link>http://www.porn.net/corporate/cultural_sensitivity</link>
<description>Did You Know The Word “Midget” Is Now The New “N|gger” - Probably Not Time are changing… are you? Are your employees? Is your organization keeping up? What was perfectly acceptable yesterday is completely inappropriate and offensive today. Are you and your employees staying ahead of the ever changing curve of political correctness?</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:24:31 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Don’t Let Her Selfishness Destroy Your Life</title>
<link>http://www.porn.net/corporate/lifesaver</link>
<description>LifeSaver Paternal Relief Kit</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 19 Dec 2008 16:07:32 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Good Boys and Shoplifting Hos. Why? Bai Ling, Why?</title>
<link>http://dailycontempt.com/1023/good-boys-and-shoplifting-hos-why-bai-ling%e2%80%a6-why/</link>
<description>an “actress” calling herself Bai Ling or what-have-you, got herself all caught and apprehended and arrested “pulling a Winona”, by which I mean, shoplifting her rich and privileged Hollywood brains out. Any why not? She’s Bai Ling, biznitch!</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:20:43 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Jane Fonda</title>
<link>http://dailycontempt.com/1023/jane-fonda-takes-one-to-know-one/</link>
<description>Takes One to Know One | Daily Celebrity News and Gossip for People Who Really Hate Both</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:56:13 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Life Saver</title>
<link>http://www.porn.net/corporate/lifesaver</link>
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<pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:25:41 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Revenge Crabs</title>
<link>http://www.revengecrabs.com/</link>
<description>The best revenge is giving them crabs</description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 01 Sep 2008 10:04:32 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Saint Chester</title>
<link>http://saintchester.com/</link>
<description>It&#39;s impossible to know what works were done by a man who died hundreds of years ago, and didn&#39;t even speak English, but we do know a little and we can fill in everything we need to, just like he did.</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:58:02 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>STD Store</title>
<link>http://porn.net/corporate/std_store/</link>
<description>Love can be temporary but revenge should be forever</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 16:02:17 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Britny Brain Damaged and Secretly Drugged</title>
<link>http://dailycontempt.com/1023/britny-brain-damaged-and-secretly-drugged/</link>
<description>According the restraining order, which was obtained by flying monkeys in powdered wigs (or maybe I just dreamed that part. I drink, you see.), Sam was secretly drugging Britny in an insidious plot to maintain control of her mind and her forty million dollar empire. Apparently, he dosed her with a brain-twirling concoction of prescription insomnia medication and anti-psychotic pills, and even crushed them up and slipped them into her food unawares, like some nightmare Disneyland witch.</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:07:28 GMT</pubDate>
</item><item><title>Compacted Dignity</title>
<link>http://www.compacteddignity.com</link>
<description>Compacted Dignity - A better cremation alternative for your loved ones</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jan 2008 19:49:14 GMT</pubDate>
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