http://netvouz.com/DailyContempt/tag/news?feed=rss DailyContempt's bookmarks tagged "news" on Netvouz http://dailycontempt.com/1023/good-boys-and-shoplifting-hos-why-bai-ling%e2%80%a6-why/ an “actress” calling herself Bai Ling or what-have-you, got herself all caught and apprehended and arrested “pulling a Winona”, by which I mean, shoplifting her rich and privileged Hollywood brains out. Any why not? She’s Bai Ling, biznitch! DailyContempt Mon, 18 Feb 2008 13:20:43 GMT http://dailycontempt.com/1023/jane-fonda-takes-one-to-know-one/ Takes One to Know One | Daily Celebrity News and Gossip for People Who Really Hate Both DailyContempt Sun, 17 Feb 2008 17:56:13 GMT http://dailycontempt.com/1023/britny-brain-damaged-and-secretly-drugged/ According the restraining order, which was obtained by flying monkeys in powdered wigs (or maybe I just dreamed that part. I drink, you see.), Sam was secretly drugging Britny in an insidious plot to maintain control of her mind and her forty million dollar empire. Apparently, he dosed her with a brain-twirling concoction of prescription insomnia medication and anti-psychotic pills, and even crushed them up and slipped them into her food unawares, like some nightmare Disneyland witch. DailyContempt Fri, 08 Feb 2008 16:07:28 GMT http://www.dailycontempt.com Celebrity news and gossip for people who really hate both DailyContempt Sat, 05 Jan 2008 14:40:31 GMT http://dailycontempt.com/1023/is-anybody-in-hollywood-not-on-the-drugs-hello-anyone/ Drugs. Well, they’re awesome, aren’t they? Of course they are. They must be. Totally awesome. Awesomest. Awesomer than fabulous careers, fame, money, beauty, and teeth, otherwise how to explain Amy Winehouse? She’s more famous for her drugging than her singing, and Evel Kneivel himself couldn’t jump the jagged holes in her smile (or in her arms), were he alive, which he isn’t. And that’s the good news. DailyContempt Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:10:14 GMT