• Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits
  Al Gore Caught Warming Globe To Increase Box Office Profits (tags: environment, fun, science, onion, satire)
  Environmental officials claimed that Gore's tire fire in Akron, OH was completely out of line.
  environment politicians weather
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• Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Amazon.com Recommendations Understand Area Woman Better Than Husband | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: onion, love, satire, fun, web2.0, shopping)
  SANDUSKY, OH—The 36-year-old Meyers said she appreciates how the online retailer sometimes sends her e-mails out of the blue.
  human-interest internet relationships shopping
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• Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: satire, onion, media, apple)
  SAN FRANCISCO—Apple claims the iLaunch can garner the same amount of press attention as a major scientific discovery, high court ruling, celebrity meltdown, or natural disaster at 200 times the speed of a traditional media-fostered launch.
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• Apple's New iPhone | The Onion
  Has way, way more PRAM than the last thingy
  Apple is set to release the much-hyped iPhone Friday, June 29. Here are some of its most highly anticipated features:
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• Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Child-Safety Experts Call For Restrictions On Childhood Imagination | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: satire, onion, psychology, satire, onion, psychology)
  WASHINGTON, DC—By constantly reminding kids that they're human children with no magical skills, you ensure that they will live a prolonged life, child-safety expert Kenneth McMillan said.
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• Earthquake Sets Japan Back To 2147
  The United States' offer of $20 million and a shipment of steel, tractors, forklifts, and cranes was politely declined.
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• Even CEO Can't Figure Out How RadioShack Still In Business | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  "There must be some sort of business model that enables this company to make money, but I'll be damned if I know what it is," Day said. "You wouldn't think that people still buy enough strobe lights and extension cords to support an entire nationwide chain, but I guess they must, or I wouldn't have this desk to sit behind all day."
  FORT WORTH, TX—After a thorough review of its operations, RadioShack CEO Julian Day could provide no real explanation for the analog- riddled company's staying power.
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• Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Flustered Bush Misses Air Force One Flight | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: onion, fun, satire)
  CAMP SPRINGS, MD—They just lost their best customer, said thepresident, who added that he would start looking into other carriers.
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• Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Google Announces Plan To Destroy All Information It Can't Index | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: onion, satire, information, search)
  MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA—Executives at Google, the rapidly growing online-search company that promises to organize the world's information, announced Monday the latest step in their expansion effort: a far-reaching plan to destroy all the information it is unable to index.
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• Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Heroic Secret Service Agent Takes Question Intended For Bush | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: onion, satire, strange, humor, politics)
  WASHINGTON, DC—Agent Anthony Panucci dives in between the president and a hostile reporter.
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• I Just Discovered This Hilarious Comic Strip Called 'Garfield' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  All Garfield cares about is eating, and guess what his favorite food is? Lasagna! It's totally fattening, but he eats it anyway, even though he's already fat. He just doesn't care. But that's Garfield for you.
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• Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon
  Israel Bombs Anti-Semitism Out Of Lebanon (tags: satire, mideast, onion, fun, politics)
  Hezbollah declared that the mass bombing of their homeland gave them new respect for Israel as a legitimate power and a beacon of democracy.
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• Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution
  Kansas Outlaws Practice Of Evolution (tags: satire, evolution, onion, fun, science)
  TOPEKA, KS—Any living being that undergoes genetic modification favoring survival could face jail time under the new law.
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• Majority Of Parents Abuse Children, Children Report | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  [The poll] documents abuses ranging from less severe offenses, such as children being denied snacks just before dinner, to more egregious, long-term cases of neglect, such as never ever getting what they want, ever.
  LOS ANGELES—My parents force me to finish my math homework before letting me watch TV, admitted Derek, 10, a study participant and abuse victim.
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• MySpace Outage Leaves Millions Friendless
  "I lost 6,456 of my best friends in an instant," said Minneapolis resident Peter Steinberg, 20, who has loyally befriended as many profiles as possible over the past two years
  BEVERLY HILLS, CA—It is feared the sudden lack of online companionship could inflict long-term psychological damage among MySpace's 150 million users.
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• Relations Break Down Between U.S. And Them
  "They have refused to comply with the U.S. time and time again," Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said.
  WASHINGTON, DC—After decades of antagonism between the two global powers, the U.S. has officially severed relations with Them, Bush administration officials announced Tuesday.
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• Report: Someone Totally Doing It Somewhere Right Now
  "From a statistical perspective, it simply stands to reason that at least two of these inhabitants are totally going at it right now. Like, as we speak." "But it's probably way more than that," Carver added. "Like at least a hundred."
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• Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resumé
  Rumsfeld Leaves Most Recent Job Off Resumé (tags: onion, satire, politics, war)
  ST. MICHAELS, MD—After including his four terms in Congress, a two-year stint in banking, and volunteer work, Rumsfeld said he ran out of room for the high-ranking cabinet post.
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• Spaniards Vow To Once Again Decimate Population Of New World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  Spaniards Vow To Once Again Decimate Population Of New World | The Onion - America's Finest News Source (tags: history, onion, fun, satire)
  MADRID—Heathen Indians: Prepare for hell on earth! intoned King Juan Carlos to a slightly confused crowd of Madrid citizens.
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• Study Finds Working At Work Improves Productivity | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
  "Our findings are astounding: By simply sitting down and doing work, employees can dramatically increase their output of goods and services," said Deputy Undersecretary of Labor Charlotte Ponticelli, who authored the report.
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