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Mourning the Passing of Jared Fogel of Subway Fame Jared S. Fogel, motivational speaker, founder of the Jared Foundation and spokesman for Subway Sandwiches, has died at age 31. His father told reporters yesterday from his Indiana home that Jared had died. No cause of death was listed. Fogel won numerous humanitarian awards, and amassed a significant personal fortune from the sale of his best selling book, speaking engagements and exclusive promotional arrangement with international fast food restaurant Subway. with system:unfiled
Britny Brain Damaged and Secretly Drugged According the restraining order, which was obtained by flying monkeys in powdered wigs (or maybe I just dreamed that part. I drink, you see.), Sam was secretly drugging Britny in an insidious plot to maintain control of her mind and her forty million dollar empire. Apparently, he dosed her with a brain-twirling concoction of prescription insomnia medication and anti-psychotic pills, and even crushed them up and slipped them into her food unawares, like some nightmare Disneyland witch. with britneycelebrityentertainmentgossiphumornewsparodysatirespears
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